powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa April 22, 2018

Baby creamer

Wtf Dude you just creamed that baby

Why would you do that you creamed a baby you baby creamer

by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

GRETNA CREAMER

WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT

i JUST PULLED A GRETNA CREAMER

by anonymous May 23, 2022

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011