gun couture

Guns and accessories with designs and colors to make them look beautiful or colorful to attract women buyers. The companies want the guns, the holsters and all of the accessories to look pretty even though the guns are deadly. gun up, guns, weapons, rifle, AR-15, machine gun, shoot, handgun, Gloc, bullets, police, gangs, terrorism, terrorists, holster, couture, fashion, haute couture, girly guns

There is so much unnecessary gun couture in these gun shops. I'm old school, I like black guns and black holsters.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017

Acrylitape Couture

Fashionable clothing made from acrylic paint and tape.

Gertrude's clothing is fashionable Acrylitape Couture and is highly collectable due to their one of a kind design.

by Gertrude Lives Her Best Life January 21, 2019

mullet couture

(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back

I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby

by mont5702 April 11, 2020

Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of playing 8 card poker and waking up the next day with no money.

Cory usually plays Haute Couture Pokeur and is broke on Monday.

by Sweet Tits October 11, 2003

Crackhead Couture

Someone who's Choice in clothing is impractical, doesn't match at all, and or is noticeably dirty. The person in question also appears to be unwashed and doesn't care what others may think of their appearance, suggesting drug use.

A: "Hey, what's up with Jack? He looks like he got his clothes from a Goodwill dumpster, and he wreaks!"

B: "Ever since his breakup he's been taking worse care of himself. He went from metrosexual to Crackhead Couture!"

by Creature Feature Sneakers January 26, 2023

poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.

This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.

by TrickLuvDaKids January 1, 2024

cunt couture

oozing pure cunt. dripping with diamonds. u are the runway. ur a bitch with purpose.

*twice preforming HELLO on tour*

audience member: CUNT COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

by tteacat September 27, 2022