This snow is giving me the blues, I cannot wait until Corvette Season so I can drive my Corvette again!
by Moltres Rider February 04, 2012
Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!
Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!
Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2013
A nicely built American muscle car. The Z06 Corvette has been a longitme favorite of the American hot-rod crowd who seek strong engines and quick throttle responses in their automobiles.
Although the Z06 has a powerful V8 engine and a sleek chassis, it still fails to accomplish the efficiency and the agility of many European or Japanese imports. The Chevrolet powerhouse has yet to produce 100 horsepowers for every liter of its gigantic 7.0 liter engine.
Track performance seekers who are not biased regarding the country of origin of their car may consider a cheaper yet equally well performing Japanese import such as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR or the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
Although the Z06 has a powerful V8 engine and a sleek chassis, it still fails to accomplish the efficiency and the agility of many European or Japanese imports. The Chevrolet powerhouse has yet to produce 100 horsepowers for every liter of its gigantic 7.0 liter engine.
Track performance seekers who are not biased regarding the country of origin of their car may consider a cheaper yet equally well performing Japanese import such as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR or the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
by Silv04 January 27, 2006
by Corvette owner yes i am October 09, 2008
That 1969 corvette is indeed a panty dropper.
by 69vette February 02, 2016
by FoxxosMagnum|iFunny February 11, 2019
A American car made by Chevrolet. It has 505hp stock and thats about the only good thing about it. The interior plastic is cheaper than Mc.Donalds toys. The rear suspension has LEAF SPRINGS!!!!! The look is bland and genaric and it looks no different than a standard Corvette. This car Could never beat any simaller imports from any other countries.
Guy 1: Hey my new Z06 corvette is faster than your BMW M5
Guy 2: Really.....
Guy 1: My car goes 198 mph and goes to 60mph in 4 sec. your car only goes 155mph
Guy 2: Well my car can carry 5 people comfortably and has a way nicer interior
Guy 1: My car is cheaper and still goes faster
Guy 2: I'll pay alot for quality
Guy 1: (In a fusterated voice) Well haha my car is faster!!
Guy 2: Really.... How many race tracks only go in a straight line?
Guy 1 leaves in frustration
Guy 2: Really.....
Guy 1: My car goes 198 mph and goes to 60mph in 4 sec. your car only goes 155mph
Guy 2: Well my car can carry 5 people comfortably and has a way nicer interior
Guy 1: My car is cheaper and still goes faster
Guy 2: I'll pay alot for quality
Guy 1: (In a fusterated voice) Well haha my car is faster!!
Guy 2: Really.... How many race tracks only go in a straight line?
Guy 1 leaves in frustration
by Bimmer Lover February 27, 2006