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Cornball

an absolute cornball of a human, the epidemy of no friends and no life.
Wow, Michael Amato is an absolute cornball!
by ExotiicJay December 5, 2021
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Cornball

What you call your friends when they say the cringest shit of all time.
Xavier - "That's so sigma"
Rithvik - "Shut up cornball"
by Blaklynx01 February 23, 2024
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Cornball

Someone who is extremely corny, gets absolutely no bitches and thinks they are the shit. In all reality theyre fuckin dweeb. Usually cornballs have basic names like Matt, Joe, Johnny.
Matt is a fuckin cornball
by Yourmomspussy March 19, 2024
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slapspeds
cornball, you not even funny
by 666november July 24, 2022
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Cornball crackerfuck

Usually a white bitch who fucks a ton of guys at the beach’s while she is in a relationship/talking to someone or being a hoe and getting shitfaced every night
Dude she’s such a cornball crackerfuck oh my goodness!
by crackheadgang June 10, 2022
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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Cornball

Cornball is when you try to act cool, but you don’t.
Lyand2025 from chess.com is a very good example.
PFFTTT-
He still plays grow a garden because it’s "good".
such cornball.
by stixystix October 8, 2025
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