Cooter Closedown

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

belly cooter

Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.

"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"

Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!

by GNox August 30, 2006

cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009

Cooter Cat

A womans vagina.

guy: Whats up with that cooter cat girl?

friends amongst eachother: you bout to get in that cooter cat?

by xkrnxballarx April 16, 2010

cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.

Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.

by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007

Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.

"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.

by chillwill123 March 26, 2009