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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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clonk

to hit with a dull thudding force
yar...you clonked me in the din
by permafrown November 4, 2004
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Conk

To smash harder than you’ve smashed before.
Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
by BADfloppydisks July 1, 2019
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Chonklah

1.) A person or persons who continually eat vast quantitites of food throughout the course of a day or days, and complains why they dont understand why they are getting fatter.
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops
1.) The chonklah's are complaining again about becoming progressivly fat
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again
by Matthew Poorman June 14, 2004
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Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death
Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!
by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021
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Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.
Oh you fuc... chonken
by A person12436576 February 26, 2013
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Conker

A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
by ph4sma September 14, 2011
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