1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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Hey, you wanna conk tonight?
Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
by BADfloppydisks July 1, 2019
Get the Conk mug.1.) A person or persons who continually eat vast quantitites of food throughout the course of a day or days, and complains why they dont understand why they are getting fatter.
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops
1.) The chonklah's are complaining again about becoming progressivly fat
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again
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Get the Chonklah mug.Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!
Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.
Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!
Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.
Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!
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Get the Chonken mug.A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.
Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
by ph4sma September 14, 2011
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