coronavirus

a virus for some odd reason named after a beer with a very sour taste and is a global pandemic going around everywhere closing down everything some things to note are that the corona virus has been here for longer than 2019 covid-19 is also fatal to old people and to auto immune systems (this is very serious and we should stay home and stay clean

we should stay clear of the coronavirus

by kimmy jimmel April 7, 2020

Coronavirus

The action of ejaculating inside your sexual partner.

Did you just cum in me?!
Yeah I did a coronavirus cause I shouldn’t come outside.

Coming outside will make a mess, so I pulled a coronavirus.

by Just_Sick March 26, 2020

Coronavirus

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.

Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.

by oussamabinladen33 April 7, 2020

coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper

johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus

by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020

coronavirus

a little bacteria trying to kill you

the coronavirus is spreading Italy

by asia eurupe australia antartic April 12, 2020