1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.
Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .
I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!
Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .
I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!
by Loxxicle November 14, 2020
Get the clusterfuckening mug.(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.
Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012
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My clusterfucktician of a boss at my last job couldn't organize anything and thrived on chaos.
My clusterfucktician of a boss at my last job couldn't organize anything and thrived on chaos.
by dallasmike August 31, 2013
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