Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.
Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
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Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.
Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.
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Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.
Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.
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Claude

Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.
Claude. A character so badass, he doesn't need to speak to get his point across.
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Claude

the mute lad from gta3 and san andreas innit
"..." -claude
"*cough*" -claude
"..." "dude you're such a claude"
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Claude

Hot as fire, cool as hell, most emotionally intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's the type of gal that will always be there for you. Claude is a wonderfull lover and her dance move will make you go crazy. Everybody need a Claude in their life.
Do you know Claude? Heck yeah she's the most wonderful person ever !
by Bobyhore November 23, 2021
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