Christo

A really well talented person who is loving, kind, thoughtful and helpful, he is a hottie who usually might have curly hair or plain brown hair, when you need a soul mate, a Christo is always the way, and be careful because he might give you a night you will never forget!

Have you ever been to Christo's house?

by Jade92 July 24, 2020

Christine

One of the most beautiful people ever... She can be shy at times, but she opens up to you later on. She will never understand her beauty and importance in other people's lives.

Christine doesn't understand how beautiful she really is.

by Anonymous User <3 April 14, 2022

christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

by Mister Portman September 30, 2005

Christina

A smart, funny, beautiful, sexy, tatted book nerd who has the most amazing eyes and can light up an entire room with her smile. She has the biggest loving heart and most adoring eyes. She is extremely weird but in the most amazing ways. Anyone who is lucky enough to have her in their lives should feel blessed and to have her heart is the most amazing feeling in the universe

Christina is the shit

by Doogle June 29, 2016

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

by aanonaanon June 11, 2018

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008