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Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

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When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009
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Chipotlephilia

A condition where one is hopelessly addicted to food from a chipotle restaurant. Once you bite, it's easy to get reeled in.
She has gotten food at chipotle every day this week! Definitely a case of chipotlephilia.
by Nori Nuggets March 15, 2011
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Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly
1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot
by Max and Kim November 27, 2011
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Chipoltwhey

The catastrophic, disgusting, deadly ass wind that results from mixing the oh-so delicious chipotle with a whey protein shake. Usually occurs a few hours after the conception of this massive loaf of flatulence inducing goodness.
Me and Brian went to the gym, worked out hard and got some Chipotle after. While it was dope at the time i now have an awful case of chipoltwhey.
by IBANGEDURWIFEE May 20, 2013
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Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.
I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.
by Darth Raw October 30, 2014
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Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.
"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."
by thepoetix May 27, 2014
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chipotle castle

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.
I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.
by Johnny Green October 26, 2015
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