chili whistle

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.
by Chiliwhistlebro June 4, 2017
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Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.
by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018
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Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
by A-Haron January 8, 2010
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glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.
by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016
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chili banger

Marissa Matarese is a chili banger.
by Chilimonster July 6, 2011
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Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period
Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!
by Chilifingers October 14, 2018
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Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
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