chapter 7

The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.

God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!

by ZtheAsian July 20, 2016

Chapter

A thing that describes what page or if you are listening.

Are you on our chapter right now.

by Redsue March 21, 2017

Chapter

Pertaining to the age or year of someone’s life. Normally when a person says chapter followed by a number they mean the chapter in their life(age).

I’m in chapter 16 of my life.

(He Or She is 16 years old.

by Ceez 😌 October 7, 2018

Chapter 7-Eleven

Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.

Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Chapter 11 baby factory

A post menopausal woman still open for “business” but repurposed space is not open for production.

I was recently at Grandma’s water aerobics class and saw a straight up chapter 11 baby factory DTF.

by Gilf factory November 9, 2019

Chapter

"Run!" Moore said. As Gertrude ran, he jumped over many obstacles trying to survive from the golem's boulders. Even though it was a heavy, rocky giant, it somewhat ran fast. He kept running through the maze, but it didn't seem to stop chasing him. So he took drastic

He found a small chest and picked it up. Inside, there was a bomb and a lighter. In the distance, there was a dead "Come on!" Gertrude yelled in pursuit and frustration. He grabbed the bomb but he accidentally dropped it. "GOD DARN IT!" he exclaimed

Luckily, the golem was stupid enough. As the giant ran, he had noticed the bomb rolling towards him. And he stepped on it.

Editors Note: This chapter is short shit, did your premature baby think of this "Chapter" of bitches soup?

by cxr4 November 13, 2019

chaterina

Chaterina is a very languid girl. She sleeps with a different boy every day but she is still very respected. She's never been in a serious relationship because she likes changing guys too much.

Chaterina is a nice girl.

by mamacita124 April 29, 2020