Cat

A majestic animal that romes your house at 3 in the morning, knocking over shit and making loud noises to wake you the fuck up. They sleep eveywhere and have all the hatred in the world towards you even though you bust your ass to feed them whenever they keep meowing and will not shut the fuck up.

Cat: *knocks something over at 4 in the morning
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it

by bm1740 February 15, 2017

Cat

The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!

Wow! That cat was eating leon’s fucking meat last night!

by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022

Cat

A term used instead of the word vagina.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about

Can also be used as another name for the female gender.

Dude you butt dialed me yesterday when you were getting some cat

by catman2012 October 7, 2010

Cat

Girls that are nymphos that have banged and continue to bang everyone except the dude that wants it the most. Usually, these girls are very popular and have a different car in front of her house every night. She is sexy in a slutty fine sorta way.

My neighbor is a real cat she has banged everyone in the city but me and im pissed that i ain't hit it. yet.

by coldbeerlover January 10, 2009

Cat

Another word for pussy, used mostly around adults as to avoid being caught with the word.

Guy: "hey baby. Watchu wanna do tonight?"

Girl "I want you to lick my cat"

by Supercalafragilistic August 5, 2007

Cat

The nickname given to self-harm. Many of those who have an addiction/feel the need to harm themselves regularly describe the need to self-harm as a demon telling them so. This demon is often called Cat.

The nickname Cat has two origins:
1) "Cat" sounds like "Cut"
2) A common excuse for the scars on wrists/thighs/other body parts is "the cat did it"

I have a feeling Cat will visit me tonight

by SummerTanberry June 13, 2014

Cat

A cat is a type of animal that was a mistake. The animal is used as a comfort object that nobody knows why is used that way. All the stupid thing does is lay around freakin pooping it’s life away. They just DESTROY your life in any way possible.

“The cat became a flat sandwich when hit by the car”

by I will eat your babies September 29, 2019