Carson

The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend

Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?

by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

Carson

"I. WAS. BIRTHED. A. FEMALE. AND. MY. NAME. IS. CARSON." That was me, also a person that is very LGBTQ+

Person: Oh there's a new student named Carson

Other person: I hope he's cute!

Person: NAMES DON'T HAVE GENDERS-

by FlowerBish May 30, 2021

carson

a nip

Classic carson

by john tutor March 13, 2019

Carson

Is like a requis, who is a very muscular black man who will skull fuck you when you get flashed.

but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me". CARSON is similar to the likes of requis.

by Kaahwhwhehehehe April 7, 2020

Carson

😮🍆👊💦

Carson is bustanuttible

by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022

Carson

Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.

Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?

by Claire M. January 6, 2019