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Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022
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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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French Camouflage

A stinky untamed bush with a vagina hiding behind it
When a German invades a French woman’s pussy even though it isn’t visible. “This bitch was wearing French Camouflage, but I occupied!”
by StanSeaton January 16, 2026
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Fat girl camouflage

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.
by Dabossdude February 10, 2024
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