conor creamer

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by biggieboi April 8, 2019

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

Oreo Creamer

An Oreo Creamer is a sexual position where two black men spit roast a white female and cum into her from both end. Depending on how well endowed the white female is it can be considered single or double stuf.

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Man 1: Hey guys I'm back my mom just made me coffee with her Oreo Creamer!
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.

by Jin-Actual April 22, 2019

powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa April 22, 2018