powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa April 22, 2018

Cannoli Creamer

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.

Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

Baby creamer

Wtf Dude you just creamed that baby

Why would you do that you creamed a baby you baby creamer

by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

GRETNA CREAMER

WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT

i JUST PULLED A GRETNA CREAMER

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Bitch creamer

Females named Gracie who just around the friend group and have sex with there ex’s friends

Dayum that girl Gracie is a bitch creamer such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021