cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 16, 2021

COG

Name for a small dog- too small for a dog but larger than a cat

Lisa takes her cog to work in her handbag

by Zooky April 22, 2023

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

COG

Child of God

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.

Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!

by Stunade June 12, 2018

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 9, 2021

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024