cog

child of god

“ I don’t do that shit ima cog “

by realdefinitionsbabeyy July 24, 2018

Cog On

A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!

I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."

by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009

Cogs

A big foreheaded teen that is the dictator of the climate SMP and is obsessed with getting famous on twitch because of his tiny penis.

He is incredibly funny and rich though, a total hit with the ladies.

COGS BANNED ME AGAIN

by Chijon15 February 20, 2021

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)

1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..

by DeltaKT July 6, 2018

Cogging

The act of tying your penis into a knot

Ryan started Cogging because he got tired of having an untied penis.

by gayfaggnuts June 1, 2024

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.

Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.

by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011