Claudia

A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.
Hey guys lets give each other a Claudia. O.k. that sounds innocent enough.
by the loki September 22, 2012
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Claudia Silva

Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.

It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.

It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing

Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva

Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva

Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
by Guy99WhoWantsC4ever December 09, 2021
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claudia

thick, vegan, sexy, has a very dark sense of humor
Dude #1: What freshman would you smash?
Dude #2: Claudia she’s organic if you know what i mean
by somebody333 October 31, 2019
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Claudia Zamora

Beautiful, artsy, youthful, and smiley. Usually is filled with excitement and is very energetic. Very attractive in every way.
Claudia Zamora is a famous supermodel.
by Roland Frier July 13, 2009
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Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.
Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
by HeroHandy April 25, 2019
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dirty claudia

Ew that's my moms names
Don't you dare typing dirty Claudia again, Claudia is my mom
by That'sMyMother May 05, 2020
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Claudia

A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.
I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.

Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!

Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.
by im.asian November 10, 2012
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