circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.
"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"
by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.
by Steve Regal August 21, 2022
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redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker
Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.
by Saitan98 July 23, 2017
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Redneck Circumcision

When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.
"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."

"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"
by Dick Darylson February 21, 2018
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circumcision envy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran
by buggaluggs October 02, 2009
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female circumcision

is what you get when you sit a woman on a wicker basket and shave off whatever hangs through.
Plenty of examples of female circumcision to be seen on google images - don't try this at home.
by Bunkerbuster October 16, 2006
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Circumcision Land

Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.

What’s Circumcision Land?

It’s what I like to call Israel.
by Excrushman August 12, 2020
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