One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025
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chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019
Get the old Chromebook mug.a viral tiktok trend that encourages braindead students to stick a paperclip or pencils into a chromebook port, causing a short circuit and possibly a fire. some schools had to evacuate and some have even been charged.
person 1, im gonna stick some pencils into my chromebook port. what could possibly go wrong
me - what?
person 1 - *sticks pencils and paper clips into the port*
*chromebook explodes and bursts into flame*
*school burns down
fbi - wheres person 1
*person 1 gets arrested*
me - bruh, thats the chromebook challenge, whats wrong with you
me - what?
person 1 - *sticks pencils and paper clips into the port*
*chromebook explodes and bursts into flame*
*school burns down
fbi - wheres person 1
*person 1 gets arrested*
me - bruh, thats the chromebook challenge, whats wrong with you
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Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
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Get the Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook mug.chromeboomk is shit man
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