glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger January 25, 2016

Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.

Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.

by A-Haron January 08, 2010

chili banger

a girl who fucks spanish guys

Marissa Matarese is a chili banger.

by Chilimonster July 06, 2011

chili whistle

A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.

by Chiliwhistlebro June 04, 2017

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

chili pusher

word that is used to classify a dude that is either gay or a pussy.

also: the funniest thing to call ure friends when ure drunk.

Brave Tim: Dude, that chick is hot man.. go talk to her
Young Stewie: Nah man... im gonna play it cool and just sit
and let her come get me
Young Stewie: Yeah right.. ure such a chili pusher.
All the Guys: HAHAHAHAHA.... Genious, Brave Tim!

Young Stewie doesn't talk to girls because he's a chili pusher!

by captainATO December 12, 2006