by Madmonk210 June 15, 2023

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 6, 2022

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

by 4ria August 14, 2020

The most handsome men you'll ever find. They are found in Belize. They are GigaChads. They are very rich and they're ancestors were Chinese Kings they had to flee China because of the Indians the Indians smelt really bad and it was killing them so they ran away to Belize. Their favorite words are so true brudda
by Ding Dinggg October 22, 2020

Hey, do you want to go to the ding dings's with me? So and so hit the jackpot for $6k @the ding ding's last night.
by ChaChaEriCha April 20, 2020
