Well, at the end of the day, I personally don’t judge people by who designed their outfit. I judge specifically on the brief.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
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