Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

blinker down

When you are too stupid to know the difference between left and right. Therefore referring to left turns as “blinker down”, like driving a vehicle.

“Blinker down” at the next stop sign.

by Tittytwisterd April 10, 2022

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

Blinker

Someone who is not paying attention to things and misses out.

That guy missed a huge opportunity. What a fucking blinker!

by notablinker September 26, 2022

Blinker

A slur used against someone who blinks.

I saw that dirty, no good blinker getting goosed by my daughter!

by Soevil11 November 26, 2025

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Blinker

A electronic automotive device for signaling that was overlooked and forgotten by both engineers and drivers on BMW vehicles.

That fucking idiot in the BMW is incapable of using his Blinker!

by The Box Slayer April 23, 2018