below-fi

adj. lower than low-fi; the word you would use to describe the garage-iest sounding garage rock; term used to make really shitty sounding musical instruments seem cool

"Dude, that old beat up drum kit is totally below-fi -- it's perfect for your new garage band."

by Koobs June 4, 2007

bellswagger

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft

"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

by Roscoe Brownting March 1, 2008

bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

Bellophile

Those nice people that like war

(from latin bellum, war, like belligerent)

the world is ruled by Bellophiles

(Sting - Another Day)

by aboriginal facts May 7, 2018

bellwood

A complete bellend, especially if their first name is James, who is dumb and extremely gay loves getting his ps4 controller and shoving it up his arse while it vibrates.

Look at that Bellwood!

by christewart1998 May 9, 2018

Bellew

Is trying to be straight. His love for men’s bums will eventually come to light. Staunchly racist and homophobic as a cover for his love of multicultural penis

#one day #bellew cuming out #pretender #loves the cock

by LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 August 9, 2019

BellSwell

Like a wasteman but weirder inspired by somebody tall with a beard aka bran

Your a bellswell

by Ck420 November 29, 2020