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beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load
by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015
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beagles grip

When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin
Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day
by Me-irl June 13, 2018
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Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical
by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019
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Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).
Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.
by Global Normad September 22, 2020
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010
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The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.
The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.
by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024
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