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Battleshits

A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.
As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"
by Coltoonie April 4, 2009
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Battlescape

A shitty server. Just go play Dodian.
Person 1: Wow Battlescape is shit. It's down all the time.

Person 2: It sure is, that's why I play Dodian it's up 24/7.
by Yarikk March 30, 2009
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Battleshart Craptaculica

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.
I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.
by The Itar December 20, 2006
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battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.
"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.
by Nurmo January 3, 2008
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Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.
Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!
by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019
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Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"
1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships
by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023
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