by Tom Navarro May 18, 2007
Get the baseball Annie mug.Device which, when fitted to the head of anyone driving a car, immediately removes any concern they may have previously exhibited for their own, their passengers, and, well, anyone elses safety.
Especially effective when driving 'modded cars'. See kev.
Especially effective when driving 'modded cars'. See kev.
by Gabba March 5, 2004
Get the baseball cap mug.Related Words
The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.
Livingston Freshmen Baseball
"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator
" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle
" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK
" NO GOOOD!"- Firr
"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator
" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle
" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK
" NO GOOOD!"- Firr
by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009
Get the Livingston Freshmen Baseball mug.by DodgersChamps08!! March 7, 2009
Get the baseball player mug.Yes, people use baseball to define sports and marajuana, but it is also used to describe, surprise surprise, SEX! When people are too ashamed to say what they have done sexually, they refer to the base system.
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Base: Vaginal Sex
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Base: Vaginal Sex
by GloriaSanchez84 June 21, 2008
Get the Baseball mug.The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.
"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"
by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008
Get the Baseball card Burden mug.During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.
"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009
Get the Baseball Trainer mug.