Bangkok has him now

A situation that is beyond saving

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now

by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore March 17, 2009

Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

Bangkok Blowback

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust

I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.

by stoicfather December 4, 2024

Bangkok Broiler

When a chinese hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.

If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my facorits noodle shop Pho No Look At Who They Let In The Back Door.

by The.Good March 18, 2025

Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.

Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.

by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011

Bangkok dollar

The dollar you wake up with in your prison pocket.

Smells like a bangkok dollar in here.

Lol just tipped the pizza guy with a bangkok dollar.

by Lambowski47 December 13, 2020