Bangkok has him now

A situation that is beyond saving

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now

by zeprunner3 May 27, 2011

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore December 03, 2008

Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.

Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.

by thedigitalprincess August 20, 2011

Bangkok patana

Students cry if they get anything below an a+. Damn bro id be fine with a b. Specimens to be spotted lurking the phrom phong region.

HOLY SHIT ITS BANGKOK PATANA STUDENTs

by Studentwelfaremyass March 21, 2021

Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

Kac Vegas in Bangkok

Some dumb Polish fuck who don't know how this movie's called in English (The Hangover part II)

- Dude you know how is the fat guy from Kac Vegas in Bangkok called?
-Tf you talking about

by patrolpolicyjny April 02, 2020

Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.

Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok

by AlyssaSakulHouse August 29, 2011