I poop out of my bunghole
by Bungholio butttttt April 28, 2019
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Guy 2: Shut up you shape like spongebob's house, humpty dumpty boy. Your hair is like string cheese! You wanted to go to Disney World so badly, your parents taped you on their ceiling fan and turn it on and yo turned into a disabled bayblades 3... 2... 1... let it rip boy you searched up "The nearest location to the Krusty Krabs" dumb boy. Holy crap, you thought getting a mohawk will make you fly like an airplane. Bunghole!
Guy 2: Shut up you shape like spongebob's house, humpty dumpty boy. Your hair is like string cheese! You wanted to go to Disney World so badly, your parents taped you on their ceiling fan and turn it on and yo turned into a disabled bayblades 3... 2... 1... let it rip boy you searched up "The nearest location to the Krusty Krabs" dumb boy. Holy crap, you thought getting a mohawk will make you fly like an airplane. Bunghole!
by xiloas March 10, 2023
Get the Bunghole mug.A bunghole is where the senile old fuck Joe Biden rests his tongue when he isn't lying to the American people.
I thought I was going to have a chance to tell Joe Biden what a pathetic old brain-dead bastard he is, but he had already parked is tongue squarely in Lindsey Graham's bunghole.
by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021
Get the Bunghole mug.When a person uses a nose hair trimmer to care for ass hair, creating a long hairy strand made from multiple other strands of hair usually hanging on from a single still connected strand of hair.
by Willy Willerson January 24, 2025
Get the bunghole caterpillar mug.A naughty bunghole is wear you reach your hand into your anus mid shower, and grab all the shit out of your ass and pour it onto the showers floor. Then, you begin to squash it into thr drain with your feet.
Paul: yo Derek, have you ever hit a naughty bunghole?
Derek: yes, I love the way the shit feels between my tootsies
Derek: yes, I love the way the shit feels between my tootsies
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023
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Requires chocolate sauce, strawberries, and two or more consenting members. The chocolate sauce is drizzled thoroughly over the anus and a strawberry is inserted into the asshole. The now ‘chocolate dipped’ strawberry must be consumed.
Him: Hey babe, for our anniversary I bought some chocolate sauce and strawberries!
Her: Aww that’s so sweet! You know how much I’ve always wanted a coco bunghole.
Her: Aww that’s so sweet! You know how much I’ve always wanted a coco bunghole.
by KingDingus December 15, 2017
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