"that bologna bitch broke my heart"
by ayenaye June 30, 2009
The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.
He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!
by Jose Mourinho is finished April 07, 2021
by i need it shaved July 18, 2006
A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.
by jarfuckingjar April 14, 2008
1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
by JpsILLADELPH July 15, 2008
Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.
Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.
Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009
1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.
by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 30, 2003