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Wassup Beijing

The meme where the leader of china. Says wassup Beijing
Wassup Beijing "enter Yao edit here"
by Simgmarizzler March 30, 2025
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024
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Beijing Horseshoe

A sexual position involving several brothers standing in a semi-circle around a horse, (or in extreme cases, a human pretending the role as a horse, although that is less common) and ejaculate on the horse in unison until it is soaked.
"I'm really proud of my first Beijing Horseshoe! We Beijing Horseshoe'd the shit out of that horse!"
"Oh cool, but you say 'we' who did you do it with?"
"My brothers of course, why else would i say that i did a Bejing Horseshoe?"
by The Beijing Horseman April 17, 2024
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Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole
by HotChuck April 6, 2021
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