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Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical
by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019
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Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.
and then I said…”

Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”
by BillMcGov March 7, 2025
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beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
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Beagle

by BeagleBoi February 16, 2022
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Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).
Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
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Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg
I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears
by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021
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