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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Beagling

Having sex doggie style, man in back behind woman. Like Beagles have sex.
Beagling a girl is the best position.
by walker78593874392236 January 28, 2010
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beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load
by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015
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Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.
(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk
by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023
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Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg
I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears
by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022
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Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.
That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!
by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023
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Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).
Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
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