basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Basketball Hoe

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.

"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"

by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013

British Basketball

When two dudes stand exactly 10 feet apart from each other and masturbate, whoever can catch the most semen in their mouth wins

“Hey what did you do last night?”
“Oh me and Jerry played British Basketball together, it was a close game but he won”

by Long Tits McGinty November 13, 2020

Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.

Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob

by WaLrUs. September 10, 2008

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

by Jake March 06, 2004

dirty basketball

The practice of dipping or "dribbling" ones testicles into the vaginal cavity.

I was playin' some dirty basketball with Sheila last night.

by The Dribbler April 29, 2006

Basketball Booty

When playing basketball, they way someone sticks out their booty really exaggerated when dribbling, in triple threat, or about to shoot. Their back is arched backwards too far and their knees are low and wide apart. Looks like they're about to booty dance. Mostly, and hopefully, found in females.

Oohh damn you see number 24? She got a serious case of Basketball Booty!" "I know! She looks like she's finna break her back!

by bvfresh December 21, 2010