The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 14, 2024
"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
by V-Popp April 15, 2015
The Chinese version of a banana republic. A fake communist socialist economy that is in fact capitalist in nature, whereby the country is operated as a private commercial enterprise for the exclusive profit of the ruling class.
China and many of the Global South countries that follow their economic example are merely bamboo republics.
by M72 June 02, 2024
by Roopy77 February 11, 2021
by anon3143 January 02, 2010
An instrument origined from china that made of bamboo.
The sound is so beautiful that you will love when first listen.
The sound is so beautiful that you will love when first listen.
by gcpclinical April 18, 2019
by Lovelle1212 May 29, 2020