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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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Arsehole

What’s an arsehole”

Donald trump
by Wazuphoes December 21, 2019
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Dusty ArseHole

When you go to lick someones arsehole and you have to literally blow dust and sand off of it
I'm gonna lick your arsehole ........... nevermind you have a Dusty Arsehole
by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016
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Arsehole

Big fucking arsehole
Person 1:you’re an arsehole

Person 2:*dies*
by Quark YT October 13, 2018
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Arsehole

Backbone. Character. Not weak or a pushover. Powerful. Demands respect.
This curry is hot and spicy. Plenty of arsehole!

Have you seen Ed's new Ford Mustang. Now that beast has arsehole!

That bloke has arsehole. I respect that.
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Arsehole

Person 1: who is an Arsehole
Person2: Scooter Braun
by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021
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Arsehole

1. A butthole
2. A nasty person

Spelt asshole in American English.
Fedor is such an arsehole!
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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