by sophie grace September 5, 2020
Get the Arookstock potatoe shooter mug.armoni,Pretty,funny,nice,and sometimes mean girl she likes to be sneaky but deep down she has a secret.
by Baba gurl January 20, 2022
Get the Armoni mug.To be very intensely passionate about something.
Origin: The Egyptian protesters using whatever they could find to fashion head armor, specifically the man who plastic wrapped bread around his head.
Origin: The Egyptian protesters using whatever they could find to fashion head armor, specifically the man who plastic wrapped bread around his head.
by The Sugg March 1, 2011
Get the Bread Armor mug.The scariest mo fo that you've never met. Once he took a thistle chipper to the head and didn't move an inch.
His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop
Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus
Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches
Go to EB games
Get gta 5
Play it
His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop
Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus
Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches
Go to EB games
Get gta 5
Play it
by Hamish Armour October 30, 2013
Get the Mike Armour mug.Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????
Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????
Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
Get the Ball Armour mug.In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage
by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009
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