anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 15, 2017

The Anaconda

The act of Smashing your dick between two cinderblocks and having a girl bite off your dick

My girlfriend used the anaconda last night on me

by Rosstherubberchicken December 2, 2019

Vienna Anaconda

When a guy is proven to have a small dick after bragging about having an oversized one

Dude's definitely a Vienna anaconda... Claimed its a grower not a shower.

by EhmJay69 November 23, 2019

Reverse Anaconda

When you unhidge your anus to let free your bowels and regurgitate.

Dean preformed the reverse Anaconda to let lose his bowels.

by DictionaryExspander March 23, 2022

drain the anaconda

taking a piss

hey Joe, I have to drain the anaconda

by hugh420 January 19, 2017

Anaconda shit

What you take after a large roast meal and half a dozen speights

Don’t go in there an anaconda shit fell out my arse

by Makikihi January 11, 2020

Anaconda

The only snake that can eat Goliath.

bro my girlfriend looks like and jiant anaconda

by Sceptic boi April 13, 2019