The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality
by Bob Sikamore April 7, 2019

by B1GN1G June 6, 2019

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.
by ertleb October 22, 2010

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"
by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.
by Alfie the great handsome man April 14, 2022
