metal alarm clock

the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up

yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.

by flying commas of death June 4, 2011

Arabian Alarm Clock

A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"

Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.

by Unfortunate Froshie December 1, 2004

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.

You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

by not-another-bug-hunt March 20, 2016