Like a real Affair, a Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on Facebook. The relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. The Facebook Affair ranges from them sexting eachother and having very sexual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother "cute" nicknames like "honey" and "boo".
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
Jack: Hey, did you hear Bill got fired?
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
by BlueHeart the illest August 16, 2011
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Get the affanculo mug.A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.
What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.
by BJ Himself February 4, 2009
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Get the internal affair mug.Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
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Get the amish affair mug.A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.
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