Abraham Lincoln 

the only good republican

abraham lincoln was pretty good

Abraham Lincoln by alex14 October 11, 2006

Abraham Lincoln 

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".

Abraham Lincoln by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

Abraham Stinkler 

When the President is giving a speech and farts.

Did you catch the inaugural speech? If you turn up your volume, you can hear him rip an Abraham Stinkler right when he was sworn in.

Abraham Stinkler by trendy67 May 16, 2022

Abraham Yankin 

The act of shaking hands with an erect penis between the hands.

Got a great Abraham Yankin last night!

Abraham Yankin by noturmom10007 June 30, 2023

Abraham Lincoln Memorial 

An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.

"Breaking news, grave robber pull an Abraham Lincoln Memorial on their dead relatives"

Abraham Lincoln Memorial by XxW33k3n5xX July 8, 2017

abraham lincoln 

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.

awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!

abraham lincoln by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006

Abraham Lincoln 

a raging asshole

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."

Abraham Lincoln by Bigypsy September 7, 2016