Ark survival evolved

dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid

that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it

by alljerrysincages2020 April 26, 2021

Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail

Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark

by Indian spice May 09, 2014

Ark survival of the fittest

A game no one plays

Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Ark: Survival Evolved

game with much glitch, much wow

person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy

by abcdefghijklmnopqrdtuvwxyz December 20, 2020

Ark John Keats Academy

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020

ark greenwich free school

An evil school of which lowers childrens self esteem in ways of which are done by overload of homework, turning lunch into a lesson, and a creepy bald man walking around looking at people.

Never go to ark greenwich free school

by The truth teller 4 life boi May 17, 2021

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019