Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.

I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.

by Sparky236 February 2, 2023

Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.

“I’m such as alpha making me the better person”
“Please stop”

by AestheticToast March 7, 2023

Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

by arf79 April 1, 2023

Alpha

Alpha people are not pussy. They are better than beta and can do great things like pullin' bitches.

Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha

by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023

Alpha

This is word alpha is known for a cute kitty

And Alpha!

by lookatyou2992 July 7, 2023

Alpha

If you call yourself an "Alpha" you like to make out with men.

"Bro, i'm an ALPHA Male!"
"so you like kissing boys?"
"yes."

by gayman islands July 14, 2023

Alpha

Alpha is another name for Iris. All women named Iris are alphas. They are top dogs, dominant, wolf pack leaders and everyone else are betas compared to them.

Oh my god, Iris is such an alpha. I love her so much and I bow down to her.

Boy one: Iris has huge cock energy

Boy two: yeah she’s packing cuz she’s the alpha.

by TheRealAopla August 15, 2023