After-burn

The post residual high you have from getting stoned the night before. Hangover is to beer, as after-burn is to weed.

Dude. I got so high I still had some after-burn for two days after I lit up.

by Mattthestoner April 12, 2014

Afterbirthday

The belated birthday party either because you can't party with them on their actual birthday or it's an additional birthday celebration.

Sherm: Figured we could have your Afterbirthday on Friday since it's your birthday on Fraturday.

Lady Finley: 2 parties, buddy? Nice. 😊

Sherm: Happy Afterbirthday, buddy.

by Roxma June 1, 2016

Afterbang

A term used commonly in freestyle skiing, snowboarding and other extreme sports. It represents riding rails, landing and riding out with mad steeze.

Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!

by that anon August 27, 2009

afterbirth

The brown, mucusy, corn-filled sputum that drips out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.

Hey Mike, did you clean up your messy afterbirth after you took your morning shit?

by Jesssssie April 11, 2007

afterburner

An afterburner is a drink, made by taking a sip out a 12oz can of keystone and then pouring in a shot of everclear.

Me and James got f***** up drinking afterburners and shot squirrels with pellet guns all afternoon!

by hotshot172737 July 25, 2011

afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?

Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.

by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011

Line Afterbangs

A type of freestyle ski that just may be the fucking worst ski ever made. Line thought that they were clever by making a ski that was like a skateboard, but it just ended up sucking more cock than Simon Dumont. They are extremely heavy and WAY too buttery. They will chip or break after one rail slide and are a complete waste of everybody's time and money.

The guy at the rental store told me that I wasn't allowed to hit any rails when I rented these Line Afterbangs because someone was going to buy them and they would be broken.

by steezyskiier1 July 24, 2011