Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019

Phony Tail

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.

That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.

by ctfishman December 24, 2009

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix January 3, 2009

tattle-tail

one who tells on somebody when what they're telling doesn't at all affect them

Joe is such a tattle-tail. He saw me sneak a cookie and he told mom.

by bobby crispy July 22, 2012

camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.

"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"

by Lusty McLester January 10, 2008

turn tail

to run away in fear (and run is often added although this essentially makes it redundant)

Don't turn tail when you have a huge turnout like that.

by The Rerturn of Light Joker November 2, 2008

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

by rpn453 January 11, 2011