covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.

Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 20, 2007

plop a dook

Take a dump, pinch a loaf, go number 2.....

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.

by GoAppState March 11, 2008

plop sauce

The water (and any additional contents) of a toilet that splashes upward and onto the nether regions when butt release makes high-speed contact with the surface. When violent enough, this may produce a "plopping" sound.

I dropped a deuce without laying down some TP first and my gooch got painted with plop sauce!

by FleekwoodMoose July 26, 2021

Novel plop

Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.

Man I just took a novel plop, stay away from the fantasy section!

by Mysterious dumper October 08, 2017

aqua plop

Taking a shit in a body of water because you don't want to get out, sometimes it is the ocean.

Dude the surf is killer!

I know! I'm waiting for this set to pass so I can aqua plop!

by SurfGenie August 13, 2014

plop twist

when you go to take a number one and end up shitting instead; a wild ass ride.

Man I had a plop twist last night, I'm shook.

by wonderfulThingBoutPickle December 23, 2016

drippy plop

when you take a dump and your poop starts dripping and then it plops.

today at the office, i took a mad drippy plop. the rest room was never the same after that.

by captain shame June 25, 2011