Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 26, 2019

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Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig August 31, 2017

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Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace February 26, 2007

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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 18, 2018

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