Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

Canadianitis

Canadianitis: A virus spread through the air. Caught by too much intereraction with a canadian. Symptoms: infertility, confusion and "EH" tourettes syndrome. Has been known to cause fatalitys in severe cases

Dad:doctor my girl has Canadianitis we`ve got to get her to a hospital right away
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever

by Camelcake January 13, 2009

Canadian

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has Maple Syrup, Hockey, Universal Healthcare, Peace, Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's), Nicer People; Better Winter Sports, AND Superior Penis's

Mexican: Dude. Whats that country up north?
American: Cana-stan? Ca-iraq?
Mexican: No, no, no! The place with Canadians!
American: Shutup, i can't hear you over the free donuts and hockey.

by pickklejuice September 17, 2010

Canadian

A word used in place of black or African American when being secretive about in talking about a person's race.

Girl 1- I was with this super hot guy yesterday.
Girl 2- Was he black or white?
Girl 1- Canadian.
Girl 2- Oh I got you.

by ❤&🏀 October 1, 2016

Canadian

A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.

"That Canadian looks so retarded! I want to throw a Cheerwine bomb at him!"

by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014

Canadian

backstabbing, trophy stealing, maple syrup drinking, "eh" saying meanies

- Stephen Colbert told me to say this

Canadian speed skaters

by norahboborah22 February 22, 2010

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007